My dear wife doesn’t half enjoy eclipsing me. During lockdown I thought I’d achieved a lot by growing a beard. Rebecca gave birth twice while completing an MBA at London Business School.
She took the Oreo last Monday, though. A first stab at some PR for her less-than-a-year-old jewellery firm resulted in a necklace on Beyoncé’s daughter at the Met Gala. Not bad, I mumbled. But haven’t you peaked a bit early?
My fear was confirmed when a presenter at the Bafta Awards wore another one of her pieces this week. If this downward trend keeps up, the old lady who compères the bingo in Bognor Regis will soon be draped in diamonds. Joking, darling!