A Range Rover killed my iPhone at the weekend. It was a shocking moment as I picked it up from the garage forecourt, irretrievably extinct, squashed out of shape by the monster’s left wheel. So instant and brutish was its demise I’m amazed there aren’t states of the US considering it as a means of execution.
周末，一辆路虎揽胜夺走了我的 iPhone。当我从车库前院拿起它的时候，那一刻真是令人震惊，它已经无可挽回地消失了，被怪物的左轮压得变形。它的死亡如此迅速而残酷，我很惊讶美国各州没有考虑将其作为一种处决手段。
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