If Arsenal win the Premier League this spring, I shan’t over-celebrate. No more than two or three criminal laws will be infracted in the opium-and-champagne lounge that I have booked for the occasion. Nor will I go on about it. The sequence of columns that will follow this sporting achievement (“What we talk about when we talk about Leandro Trossard”) shouldn’t continue much beyond October.
如果阿森纳今春赢得英超联赛冠军，我也不会大肆庆祝。我为这一刻预订的“鸦片与香槟”休息室里，至多只会触犯两三条刑法。我也不会反复念叨这件事。紧随这项体育成就而来的那一连串专栏——《当我们谈论莱安德罗•特罗萨德(Leandro Trossard)时我们在谈论什么》——大概也不会延续到10月之后。
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